Oh, the Mind of a Toddler

Most evenings after dinner, Matthew and Kayla take a bath in our ensuite bath.  While they play in the bathtub, I sit on the bed and spend time waste time on the internet, while listening to their conversations.

Tonight, Kayla yelled to me, "Mom!  I have to go poo!"

I got up and lifted her out of the bath and onto the toilet.  "Kayla, you should have gone before you climbed in the bath.  That's why I asked you before you went in!"

"It was going on, off, on, off, on, and then I listened to it," she replied.

"Listened to what?  Your bum?"  I asked.

"Yes" was her response.

Too funny.  I love how their minds work at this age.